Strong Reasons Why Fat Girlfriends Are The Best

A man needs an ego massage every now and then, and big girls know how to do just that.

 

These are the reasons that prove fat women are the best :

Adios to calorie counting–when men grow up they leave their mothers at home and do grown men stuff. They don’t need another mother-a skinnier one this time- nagging them about watching their weight and cutting down on calories. Is it chocolate ice cream a man wants? He’s got it and more with his fat girl.

Say snugly – who needs a pillow when they have the real deal? There’s enough cushioning for you with a fat chick. Whether you’re sleeping or just reclining as you watch the afternoon’s football game, we’ve got you covered. We wish we could say the same for our skinny sisters; and yet they are the ones who can’t understand why men want to be with us.

When the phrase ‘shake your moneymaker’ was invented, skinny women didn’t exist. Dating a fat girl is the only way of understanding what it means to have someone ‘shake it for you’. Step aside, skinny people. Real dancing is in the house, and it’s here to stay.

Big+ ego – A man needs an ego massage every now and then, and big girls know how to do just that. When a man walks into a shop a gorgous girl, heads turn, and why wouldn’t they; there’s so much to look at. Go on, gasp, we know you’re looking.

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